Friday, July 1, 2011

Happy 4th Yall

It's the weekend of the 4th, and I'm just wondering how many firework injuries, drunks, drunks playing with fireworks, water injuries, etc. we will get at work.
Contrary to popular belief, we are NOT having a July 4th party at the ER...actually no ER in the entire state is.
I know, sometimes lines get crossed and communication gets jumbled, but there will be NO free beer, soft drinks, hot dogs, chips, steaks, Kool Aid, homemade ice cream, or cookies at ANY ER in the state.
So, make arrangements to stay at home and cook all these wonderful things because all the ER's in the state will NOT be providing them.
You should also make arrangements to spend time with your family and close friends at home in order to ensure that your 4th of July be great!
Remember: All the 4th of July parties in the entire state of Alabama at every ER have been cancelled!!

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